Disco Lemonade

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(Source: joan-watson)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

(Source: sexting-inchurch)